Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
A zoo is like a high school cafeteria: people tend to be grouped and classified with others like them. Oh, and someone’s always throwing food.
Certain types of people prefer to work with certain types of animals, and on the flip side of that, certain types of animals attract certain types of people. Don’t even act like that’s not true, y’all. Many keepers (including me) work with a variety of species every day, but even then, almost every keeper has a niche where they fit best.
Curious to see where you land? Under the cut, if you dare…
[DISCLAIMER: Jokes, people. These are them. Don’t get offended.]
[Also, reblog and let me know if you agree or disagree, and add your own! These are really general categories, but the possibilities are endless…]
Porpoise making bubbles (via)
Man they got us mermaids beat
If your happy and you know it, wiggle your fins
Moi (middle) at my friend’s wedding yesterday.
In case any of you beautiful people were wondering what I looked like.
Great white shark portrait (by George Probst)